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dear wells fargo

wells_fargo_oi hate you. i could probably just leave it at that but i’m not going to.

you have managed to take my mind off the perverseness that is pleasure p and the drama that is surrounding tiger “cheetah” woods. you have managed to make my mother stress the hell out of me and my unborn child and you have managed to rebuild the tension that i had lost in my body in a matter of seconds.

now, why would any company that was basically founded on the backbone of slavery want to do that for? *rubs chin* hmm… i ask myself that too. i don’t want to spew hate on all your employees that are merely doing what the executives of the company have mandated them to do. hell, we’re in a recession so i understand the value of trying to keep your job as well.

but at what point do you draw the line? earlier this year, if my payment was a month late, i didn’t get so much of a breathe directed at me. now, my payment is mailed and may be delivered an hour late and all of a sudden i’m bombarded with calls from you not every hour, try every 15 minutes on the minute. i wonder if you all weren’t so busy harassing me and you were checking the mailbox you would have seen that my payment has already arrived.

not only do i pay my auto loan, but i pay the 16.6% atrocity that is interest EVERY EFFIN MONTH! now whether or not your payment processing center processes it at the appropriate time is out of my control. however, i will say this. you have one more damn month to call and harass me about the payment that is normally sitting in your processing center before i remove my loan from you and give it to a more deserving company that isn’t focusing on monopolizing in this recession.

like i said, you’ve been warned. capital one (rat bastards) and my credit union are already putting their bids in so get some act right and all will be fine.

that is all.

oh, by the way. next time one of your little operators hangs up on me, i’m going for the jugular.



  1. Sunny (Reply) on Friday 4, 2009

    Oh EM GEE, I have Wells Fargo too and have the Same exact problem with them.. I don’t even answer (unless dierely neccesarry) because one time I got into a screaming match with the collector. iHATE this company and will strongly suggest anyone who can, not to go with them for their loans.